Wednesday, August 18, 2004

What an Excellent Day for an Exorcism

Bite Me. Bite me hard.
Why are people so weird
Uh is turning into one of those things
I hope I don't sound like a cow...besides I don't have an udder
*People are Idiots*
right, what are you smoking over there?
News Flash: Hell has Frozen Over and I am not Satan...
goof off fumes
ok, don't kill too may brain cells then
I just bought 20 cakes from safeway...
Never mind that safeway cakes are shit....
but I bought them because a) They were on Sale and b) i wanted to laugh at myself for baking a cake last night
Everyone is horny
thank the Gods that at least some people have learned to control it

Pause for thought
People are Fcukwads

fcuk fcuk fcuk
Hello Mrs. McCopplepot! and how are we today? Oh good thank you Mrs. McCopplepot
stoooooopid freakin Bungo Drumming Twirling Hippy Yappin googleyed fruit loops...
she's a fcukin FRUITLOOP
oh my...i seem to have misplaced my marbels
I think i have lost my sanity
If only we was among friends...or sane persons
One must wonder why people are people?
I'm the Devil, Now kindly undue these straps
You think you're so cool
gandhi was a monk
a monk is ghandi
shut up
shut up
shut up
Time to fly
Time to die
Time to yell
Time will Tell
can you explain to me the singular universal mathematical equation uniting the cosmos and human thoughts? Exactly i think not. Thank god they shut up.
Looks like I've been possessed by someone I know...starts with a G...
I am God? Really?
Since when?
Some people should not have kids
Mullets are not hot
You friggin Red Neck White Trash Grass Smokin Hicks
Got to love Bragg Creek People
They know not what they do wyet they do know what they are doing
In the Virgin Mary's own words...Come Again!
Wow. Now I have really gone and done it now haven't i?
I think i should stop writing now. Why do i do this to myself?
Sweet Caroline
Birds of Share
I feel so beautiful today
uh huh
Dun dun du du duuuuuuun! du dun dun
Whoa Black Betty a bam a ram
I am twitching
Ok enuf.


At 3:48 p.m., Anonymous Anonymous said...

this has been an advisement to people and the reasons why people shouldn't mix medications and take them with alcohol


At 8:21 a.m., Blogger Roo said...

Yes...a very good advertisement...just like that silly canuck who jumped off the diving board...bah!

At 3:15 p.m., Anonymous Anonymous said...

That guy gave Canadians a bad image. nor do we condone what he did, who the hell wears a tutu when jumping off a diving board, and where the fcuking hell was security, like hello there are wierdos out there!

At 3:19 p.m., Blogger Roo said...

Whaddya mean who the hell wears a tutu...I always wear a tutu when jumping off diving boards. Why? Don't you? Weirdo...

At 3:34 p.m., Anonymous Anonymous said...

tutu's are not used in diving into pools unless thats your fetish i'm sure we could find you one to wear for kink >.<


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