Friday, July 30, 2004

To All the Smrt People out there!

Ahem...Could I have your attention please...Would the real Paris Hilton please stand up, please stand up, please stand up...(That's Hot!!!) Yes this ones for the people who have no shortage of functional brain cells in their head. And also to those where beauty comes in pairs of three...Yes, Paris Hilton. Paris Hilton, why does everyone pick on Paris Hilton? She's fantastic, like I mean who in their right mind would not like Paris? She dresses classy and elegant, and she doesn't show hardly any skin at all, hell Bikini's reveal more than she ever does, so what the fcuk? Why does everyone attack her? Come on, America doesn't have a Royal Family, so they lift her up, and then drag her through the mud like the Brits do with their own Monarch and Family! But deep down inside everyone is just jealous of her money, looks, and intelligence! "Walmart? What's that? Do they sell wall stuff there?" See! What is Walmart? I don't even know what it is, do they sell wall stuff there? It is only the largest retail store in the United States (That is Discriminatory against Women! Evil Walmart!) But I mean, she works really hard to earn money, I mean she models, does photo shoots, goes tanning, shops (ask anyone, it is a hard thing to do) goes out partying, she also makes a regular appearance on Celebrities Uncensored (awesome show, everyone watch it!) and of course she is constantly filming, and now she is recording a cd. I mean it's not like she sits around all day doing nothing! She is a very busy lady! Both of the Hilton Sisters are very busy. Paris' sister, Nicole Hilton (NOT RITCHIE!) designs handbags for a living, like that is a hard job to do! So it's not like they sit around all day drinking Martinis off of Gold Trays! I mean though they may be worth in excess of $300,000,000.00US (about $42,394,723,984,723,874,987,918,273,497,329,847,827,553,932 Canadian Money) So leave Paris and her sister alone! They are gorgeous God-Given creatures out of LA that here are to drive us all green from Jealousy, I guess it is the Good Lord's test of our merit against the Seven Deadly Sins (Jealousy being one of them!) So yeah. I love Paris, and nothing will ever change that! Ever! She is a gorgeous girl, who just happens to have a pointy nose, a big chin, and elf ears! But oh well! It is the inner Intelligence of this girl that really captures my heart! Brains and Beauty? What could possibly make her any better? How about the fact that shes worth a few pennies? Yes, she is a Siren now isn't she? Well, that about wraps this joint up! Watch the Simple Life 2, the Simple Road Trip kinda Life!
Ciao!
Oh and here is a song about Ms. Hilton! (YEAH for the PenFifteen Club!)

Oh my, looky there
Stone-cold foxy, platinum hair
Short skirt, barely there
Make a chick wanna hate, make a boy wanna stare

Well, Ms. Hilton you must be worth a trillion bucks
Get the feelin' that you don’t really give a fuck
Ms. Hilton I like the way you push and glide
Rollerskates on a social butterfly, whoo!

Breeze by, velvet ropes
Ski this town like a bunny slope
Oh my, there she goes
A Long money girl in her short money clothes

Well,Ms. Hilton you must be worth a trillion bucks
Was it you with your bunny all up in the club?
Ms. Hilton I like the way you push and glide
Rollerskates on a social butterfly

Ms. Hilton you must be worth a trillion bucks
Get the feelin that you don’t really give a fuck
Ms Hilton I like the way you push and glide
Rollerskates on a social butterfly

Ms. Hilton you must be worth a trillion bucks
Was it you with your bunny all up in the club?
Ms. Hilton I like the way you push and glide
Rollerskates on a social butterfly

Ms. Hilton
Ms. Hilton
Ms. Hilton

2 Comments:

At 10:07 a.m., Blogger Jen the Pen said...

My opinion of Paris Hilton still stays strong. Skinny stupid idiot that only got famous from a rich daddy and her ability to show too much skin without it bulging over her clothes. Brains? Never. Beauty? uh uh. Jealous? Let's just say the good Lord tests me in other areas of jealousy.
(haha sorry Andrew, this is the only person on the planet I can say I strongly strongly dislike)

 
At 11:28 a.m., Anonymous Anonymous said...

EVIL! EVIL! EVIL! JEN...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

 

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