Thursday, January 27, 2005

What the hell were we on?

Mala was raped by a moose, and called me at midnight and the only sound she made was that of a moose in heat...apparently there was some Family Dominatrix stuff going on between the family members on the Simple Life last night according to Dena. And finally, my liver has been replaced with an alarm clock...so that's explains a lot now! Thank you Melissa for that keen observation...anyways, complete nonsense, yet complete sense...i can't remember the last time i laughed so hard as last night. Oh, and I downloaded the Phantom Movie soundtrack, and to make everything all the more funny, La Carlotta was singing a solo when there were raping moose, domineering families, and liver replacement going on. How peculiar...yet...how fitting...i think i lost my mind...right...and now i am just rambling....ciao!

5 Comments:

At 12:56 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

what noise do you think i would be making!? I was watching Dave Navarro on Conan, and i have big hard moose flesh..mwahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 
At 1:06 PM, Blogger Roo said...

Ok then, with the presence of Dave on the tele, everything makes sense now!

 
At 1:19 PM, Blogger Pixie said...

wow thats great, oh by the way foamy is watching you

 
At 1:25 PM, Blogger Roo said...

Great, the last thing i really needed with regards to last night is a phobia of squirrels watching me. Especially ones as full of Squirrely wrath as foamy is...

 
At 1:37 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Run foamy down with your car.

OR use a airsoft gun, Ive seen what that does, and to a mouse. IT'll stop him, especial;ly upgraded.

KILL IT

 

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