What the hell were we on?

Mala was raped by a moose, and called me at midnight and the only sound she made was that of a moose in heat...apparently there was some Family Dominatrix stuff going on between the family members on the Simple Life last night according to Dena. And finally, my liver has been replaced with an alarm clock...so that's explains a lot now! Thank you Melissa for that keen observation...anyways, complete nonsense, yet complete sense...i can't remember the last time i laughed so hard as last night. Oh, and I downloaded the Phantom Movie soundtrack, and to make everything all the more funny, La Carlotta was singing a solo when there were raping moose, domineering families, and liver replacement going on. How peculiar...yet...how fitting...i think i lost my mind...right...and now i am just rambling....ciao!